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7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

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This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

Oooh yes these are good

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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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cindymayweather:

"One fun fact I learned while on the air with Keith Olbermann was that humans on the Internet are scumbags. People say children are cruel, but I was never made fun of as a child or an adult. Suddenly, my disability on the world wide web is fair game. I would look at clips online and see comments like, "Yo, why’s she tweakin?" "Yo, is she retarded?" And my favorite, "Poor Gumby-mouth terrorist. What does she suffer from? We should really pray for her." One commenter even suggested that I add my disability to my credits: screenwriter, comedian, palsy."

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videohall:

Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

are you fuckingkidding me

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shavostars:

I think about pokemon in non-battle situations a lot. Like pokemon who have been trained/raised to be helpers and assistants than to be battle partners.

Pokemon visiting hospitals to cheer patients up like dogs and cats do. Or ones that help kids learn to read, speak, swim, go through therapy?! Even pokemon who’s abilities help owners with specific disabilities?!

I love thinking of pokemon outside of battle situations.

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icecreamhelicopter:

malcolm in the middle was the realest show

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awwww-cute:

Came in to get spayed. Seems a little worried

awwww-cute:

Came in to get spayed. Seems a little worried

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spyroflame0487:

Pokemon TCG Illustrator Sakuba Tokiya draws Pokemon Fusions. And they’re amazing.

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